SENIOR CITIZEN ALPHABET.....A's for arthritis; B's the bad back ,C's the chest pains ,perhaps car-d-iac,

D is for dental decay and decline, E is for eyesight, can't read that top line! F is for fissures and fluid retention, G is for gas which I'd rather not mention.H is high blood pressure-I'd rather it low; I is for incisions with scars you can show. J is for joints, out of socket, won't mend, K is for knees that crack when they bend. L is for libido, what happened to ? M is for memory, I forget what comes next. N is neuralgia, in nerves way down low; O is for osteo, the bones that don't grow!P is for prescriptions, I have quite a few, Just give me a pill and I'll be good as new! Q is for queasy, is it fatal or flu? R is for reflux, one meal turns to two S is for sleepless nights, counting my fears, T is for Tinnitus; there's bells in my ears! U is for urinary; big troubles with flow; V is for vertigo, that's 'dizzy,' you know. W is for worry, NOW what's going 'round? X is for X ray, & what might be found.Y is another year I'm left here behind, Z is for zest that i still have